This is an actual fan letter - Johnny Darkness
My name is Clifford M.O.A. Mineau. M.O.A. stands for Man of Action - that's what my friends call me after beating the c**p out of two drug dealers about three years ago. They were giving dope to two 17 year-olds. I'm very Anti-Drug. It was happening in a cemetary in my town. They said, "What the blank do you want"' I said "Your blanken heads you lousy stinken sons of blanked dope dealers." I beat the living c**p out of them. I used Karate and other special skills, and said "get the bleepin' h**l out of this town - if you come back, you're dead! As long as I'm living here you're not going to poison any more kids with your drugs". I also stopped a dope deal in one of your parking lots. You could call me a vigilante but I would just call me someone who cares. I've been reading the PUNISHER for about eight years, and I love him. He's Action Violence, but I wish the writer, Mike Baron, would put more Drug stories in the book. That's the biggest problem in the U.S.A. but it seems like no one cares anymore.
I'm a sucker for a good explosion. I wrote a book about three times 3 years ago and it still hasn't been published. It's called Knife Huntress, Destroyer of Dope Dealers. It's about five women vigilantes that take on 80,000 dope dealers. All gore and action - I've got a copy on tape. If you want to hear it let me know and I'll send it to you so you can let me know if you want to use it. I heard the PUNISHER might become an action show on TV. I've got the perfect actor - Sam Jones,from the HIGHWAYMAN TV series, now cancelled. We need more shows about vigilantes, action heroes etc. to show people how to fight back against drugs and crime. Make the Punisher fight dope dealers for two, maybe three issues and have him shooting the c**p out of a copter and have it crashing into a trailer full of crack sending them both into a deep canyon, turning the drugs into ashes along with the dope dealers and have him saving the kids of that town. You'd be surprised at how many issues you'd sell. Well, thanks for reading
Clifford M.O.A. Mineau
3 Dora Street
Ware, MA 01802
[by the way, that guy is real and still lives in Michigan. I googled that shit]