Synopsis:
The story starts as Kent Brockman reports on the latest marriage of Mr Burns' niece, Victoria, and we learn that Homer once dated Victoria while also dating Marge.
Notes:
The story is an obvious parody of the decades-long comic-book love triangle of Archie, Betty and Veronica. Barney wears a Jughead-style cap throughout the story and, at one point, holds up a generic "Archie" comic and refers to Homer as a "regular Archie Andrews".
Cameos include "Archie Andrews" (on the side of a road holding a Riverdale sign) and a squirrel sitting atop a moose with a sign saying Frostbite Falls (referring to Rocky and Bullwinkle)