Synopsis:
Tom Judge is a simple man, with simple designs on the world and simple human frailties... who just happens to have been given the task of deciding the fate of mankind. Now that Tom knows his place in creation (and just as soon as his brain recovers), he's going to have to come up with a plan. But how do you plan for a road trip through Hell, and exactly how do you bring a half-ton transmogrifying rapture beast under control... especially if the creature is half an hour older than creation itself?